Education(2)

Someone is start giving his dog fish oil for his dog because he heard that fish oil is good for dog. Everyday he have to put his dog head between his knee, open the dog's mouth forcibly and put a big spoon of fish oil to the dog's mouth.
One day, the oil's bottle broke down and the fish oil flood the floor. The man wondering because his dog come and lick the fish oil.
At the moment he realize, it wasn't fish oil that his dog try to refuse, but the way he gave it.

About Power

Believe in reign endanger the comprehension
A doctor is examine a patient whose body lay weak in a bed.
Then, he stand up and say, "I'm really sorry to tell that your husband has just passed away."
There's a thin voice form the patient, "No, I'm alive."
"Shut up," the wife say. "The doctor knows better than you."

A Mouse

According to an ancient India fairytale, there's a mouse that always pressured because frightened to a cat. A magician compassionate to the mouse so he change the mouse to a cat. But, then it frightened to a dog, so the magician change it to a dog. But, it start afraid to a tiger, then the magician change it again to a tiger. But, it still afraid to a hunter.
At the moment, the magician give up. He change it again to a mouse and said, "Whatever I do wouldn't help you because you have heart of a mouse."

Life

In a boat accident, there was a man afloat in the sea for twenty days before he was saved.
"Do you learn something from that accident?" someone asked.
"Yes. If only in my rest life I have enough food to eat and enough water to drink, I'll be very happy."
There was an old man told that he was just once grumble for a whole life, it's when he does'nt have footwear.
Then he saw a cheerful man without legs. Since then, he never grumble.

Relationship(2)

Rare in a relationship, where people appreciated not because something we can obtain from them.
"I heard your engangement with Tom has broke up. What happened?"
"Oh, my feelings for him has changed. That's what happened."
"Do you give him back the engangement ring?"
"No. My feelings for the ring has not change."