Prisoner

An ex Nazi prisoner visit a friend who has ever been a Nazi prisoner with him.
"Have you been forget the Nazi people already?" his friend asked.
"Yes, I have been" he said."
I haven't. I still hate them very much" his friend said
"My friend, in this case, they still put you in prison".
Our enemy doesn't those who hate us, but those who we hate.....

Balloon Man

A black boy see a balloon man in a crowd park. He is absolutely a good seller because he release a red balloon goes up high to the sky. By doing that, he arrest people attention which will be buy his balloon.

Then, he release the blue, yellow, white balloon goes up to the sky. All of the balloon go high to the sky. The black boy stand and stare the black balloon then ask the balloon man: "Sir, if you release the black balloon, will it goes up to sky too like the other balloon?"

The balloon man understands the black boy questions. He also release the black balloon that will goes up soon, then he say, "Son, it's not the colour but what's in it that make it goes up high"

A Philosopher

A philosopher who has only a pair of shoes come to a cobbler, asked him to repair his shoes.

"I'm sorry, but I'm closed now," the cobbler said. "I can't repair it now, please come again tomorrow."

The philosopher said, "I only have this pair of shoes and I can't walk without shoes."

The cobbler answered, "Okay, I will lend you a pair of shoes then."

"What? Wear other people shoes? What do you think I am?" the philosopher shout.

"Why do you refuse to wear other people shoes, whether you bring other people thought in your head?"

Powered Man

One time, Buddha was threatened to kill by a criminal name Angulimal.
"OK, so I want you to do my last wish," Buddha said, "Cut that tree branch."
The criminal did it with one cut. "It's done," the criminal said, "what else?"
"Put the branch back to the tree," Buddha said.
The criminal laugh, "You're crazy. Do you think there's anyone can do that?"
"You're the one who's crazy. You think that you are powered because you can hurt and destroy. A really powered man know how to create and heal."
A stone can break a mirror, but it will never fix the damage

Relationship(1)

Do not suppose we understand what people are talking about...

A store owner hear one of his store keeper talk to a customer, "No, mam, we don't get it for a couple week and it seems we won't have it for a couple week to go."

Annoy for what he just heard, the owner chase the customer that walk out the store and said, "It was not true, mam. Of course, we will get it soon. We've already ordered it a couple weeks a go."

Then, he said to the store keeper angrily, "Never, never, never said to the customer that we don't have anything. If we don't have one, tell them that we've already ordered it and we'll have it soon. Do you understand? What was she ask about?"

"Rain," the store keeper said.

Aware

There's a drunk man walk on the street with burn on his ears.
His friend asked, why his ears burned.
"My wife leave the heat iron when she left, so when the telephone rang I was wrong pick up the heat iron."
"Oh, I see, but the other ear?"
"The stupid person call again."

Education

A boy ran on the street and suddenly turn on a corner and hit someone.
"Gees!" the people said. "Where are you going in hurry?"
"Home", the boy said. "I'm in hurry because my mother will slap me."
"Do you like being slapped until you ran in hurry?" the stranger wondered.
"No. But if only my father reach home first, he will slap me."
Kids are mirror. When they're full of love, that's what they give to the world.When the have no love, they have nothing to share.

A Rabii

A very old rabbii has become blind. He can't able to read either see poeple face who visit him.
A medicine man come and say to him, "Believe me and i can heal you from blindness."
The rabbii answered, "I don't need it."
"I can see everything I need to see."
Not everybody who's eyes close is sleeping. And not everybody who's eyes open can see.

About Pray

The HRD manager give report to Henry Ford."As you see, sir, the report about this company is very good, except one people sit in the corner of this room." Every time I pass through, he always sit raise his legs above his table, and do nothing. He is wasting your money."

And Ford answered: "He has ever get an idea that gave us a very huge profit."

And I think his legs just right above his table just like this time.

There's a wood chopper, that keep wasting his time and power by chopping the wood with a dull axe, because he does'nt have time to stop and grind the axe.