Prisoner

An ex Nazi prisoner visit a friend who has ever been a Nazi prisoner with him.
"Have you been forget the Nazi people already?" his friend asked.
"Yes, I have been" he said."
I haven't. I still hate them very much" his friend said
"My friend, in this case, they still put you in prison".
Our enemy doesn't those who hate us, but those who we hate.....

Balloon Man

A black boy see a balloon man in a crowd park. He is absolutely a good seller because he release a red balloon goes up high to the sky. By doing that, he arrest people attention which will be buy his balloon.

Then, he release the blue, yellow, white balloon goes up to the sky. All of the balloon go high to the sky. The black boy stand and stare the black balloon then ask the balloon man: "Sir, if you release the black balloon, will it goes up to sky too like the other balloon?"

The balloon man understands the black boy questions. He also release the black balloon that will goes up soon, then he say, "Son, it's not the colour but what's in it that make it goes up high"

A Philosopher

A philosopher who has only a pair of shoes come to a cobbler, asked him to repair his shoes.

"I'm sorry, but I'm closed now," the cobbler said. "I can't repair it now, please come again tomorrow."

The philosopher said, "I only have this pair of shoes and I can't walk without shoes."

The cobbler answered, "Okay, I will lend you a pair of shoes then."

"What? Wear other people shoes? What do you think I am?" the philosopher shout.

"Why do you refuse to wear other people shoes, whether you bring other people thought in your head?"

Powered Man

One time, Buddha was threatened to kill by a criminal name Angulimal.
"OK, so I want you to do my last wish," Buddha said, "Cut that tree branch."
The criminal did it with one cut. "It's done," the criminal said, "what else?"
"Put the branch back to the tree," Buddha said.
The criminal laugh, "You're crazy. Do you think there's anyone can do that?"
"You're the one who's crazy. You think that you are powered because you can hurt and destroy. A really powered man know how to create and heal."
A stone can break a mirror, but it will never fix the damage

Relationship(1)

Do not suppose we understand what people are talking about...

A store owner hear one of his store keeper talk to a customer, "No, mam, we don't get it for a couple week and it seems we won't have it for a couple week to go."

Annoy for what he just heard, the owner chase the customer that walk out the store and said, "It was not true, mam. Of course, we will get it soon. We've already ordered it a couple weeks a go."

Then, he said to the store keeper angrily, "Never, never, never said to the customer that we don't have anything. If we don't have one, tell them that we've already ordered it and we'll have it soon. Do you understand? What was she ask about?"

"Rain," the store keeper said.